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Cape Central High Photos

Ken Steinhoff, Cape Girardeau Central High School Class of 1965, was a photographer for The Tiger and The Girardot, and was on the staff of The Capaha Arrow and The Sagamore at Southeast Missouri State University. He worked as a photographer / reporter (among other things) at The Jackson Pioneer and The Southeast Missourian.

Come here to see photos and read stories (mostly true) about coming of age in Southeast Missouri in the 1960s.

Please comment on the articles when you see I have left out a bit of history, forgotten a name or when your memory of a circumstance conflicts with mine. (My mother says her stories have improved now that more and more of the folks who could contradict her have died off.) Your information helps to make this a wonderful archive and may end up in book form.


89th Birthday Season

Every year I write about Mother’s Birthday Season. She claims that after you reach a certain age, you deserve more than a Birth DAY.

Mother was bragging about going to the doctor for a recent physical. She got a clean bill of health from the doctor, then was handed off to a woman who said she was going to ask her some questions that would sound silly. When she was done, the woman said that the questions were designed to test her memory. “You passed with 100%. Not many people do that.”

“Yeah,” Mother responded, “but I may not be able to find my car in the parking lot.”

Mother passes memory test

Mother doesn’t waste time. After Lila lit the candles, and before I could shoot a picture, the phone rang. She didn’t wait for me to hang it up, she just blew out all her candles.

“You’re going to have to do that again. How’s it going to look if I don’t have a photo of you with your cake and candles.”

When Brother Mark came up from the basement, he asked, “What’s with all the smoke in here?”

“I was just giving Mother a couple of tests. When she said, ‘I’ve already blown these out once,’ we figured she passed the memory part; when she was able to blow them out twice, we figured her lungs were OK.”

A Digital Grandmother

We hooked her up with WebTV about 10 years ago so the family could include her in our email. She took to it immediately. Most of us live on the computer, so she was able to share in our lives in a way that wouldn’t have happened if we had to rely on snail mail and letters.

Digital camera came next

We bought her a digital camera for Christmas last year, fearing she’d never figure out how to upload photos. She took more photos in six months than she had in the previous 10 years, and she turned out to have a pretty good eye, as evidenced by the snow photo above.

When I chided her for not having people in her photos, she started ambushing perfect strangers in Walmart and the beauticians who do her hair.

The WebTv became cranky, frustrating and obsolete. Because it ran IE6, it wouldn’t load a lot of websites, including PalmBeachBikeTours.

Time for an iPad

I got a good deal on an iPad, so Brother Mark and I decided to give her an early Birthday Season gift.

Son Adam was going to visit his grandmother, so we shipped it out with him so he could give her a taste of it, figuring I could help her more when I arrived in Cape in October.

Since she had never been a typist, she took to the touchscreen concept much better than a keyboard.

“What’s this Facebook thing I keep hearing about?” she asked Adam. We thought it might be confusing for her, but she insisted. She’s now on Facebook.

She’s had to make a resolution about her iPad usage. She allows herself to check for new mail as soon as she gets up, but she’s made herself promise that she won’t pick it up again until she’s made her coffee, had breakfast and gotten dressed.

It didn’t take her long to figure out how to upload photos using her camera and the iPad. She’s also been cruising around town looking for wireless hot spots, we think.

Coffee maker, flowers and stuff

Mark knew that Mother’s coffee maker had taken a dive, so he replaced her yard sale special with a fancy Keurig machine that she claims is more complicated to operate than her iPad.

Flowers and other gifts kept showing up throughout the week.

She wants work, too

She and Adam discovered some tin had been blown back on the roof of one of our sheds in Dutchtown. Mark and I climbed up on the roof to repair it as a Birthday Season present.

Showing that she had the Steinhoff priorities straight, she was ready with her camera in case one (or both) of us fell off. She had her cell phone set to dial 9-1-1, but she was going to get the photo first.

A visit to Advance Cemetery

Since we were halfway there, we decided to cruise on down to Advance, Mother’s home town. While we were there, we stopped at the cemetery, where Mother’s brother Kenneth (for whom I was named) is buried. I didn’t know it, but Mother owns two empty plots next to my grandparents’ graves.

She told Mark that she was going to offer them to him if he didn’t have other plans. Mark decided to try them out for size, but immediately jumped up because of all the stickers in the grass. I missed the action, unfortunately, but did document part of the cleanup operation. Mark decided that since he didn’t get a warm feeling from the offered plot, he may make other long-term arrangements.

Past Birthday Season stories

12 comments to 89th Birthday Season

  • susan smith

    Ken,
    This story “takes the cake”(birthday cake, that is). What a gal your mom must be. We should all hope to age just like her. I say, “GO MOM”- would love to be acquainted with her.
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO KEN’S MOM!!!!!!!!!!

  • Laurie Everett

    I absolutely love Mrs. Steinhoff and I hope that I am even half the woman that she is at her age. She is so sweet and sassy, a perfect combination!

  • Anne Waddell

    What a treasure! This is the best birthday tribute!!!
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MRS. STEINHOFF!!!

  • Lisa Moxey

    While I have really enjoyed your website, today’s offering has got to be my favorite! What a treasure your Mom is! She is quite a spunky gal! Thank you for sharing her Birthday Season with us–it is really a day brightener.

  • Lee Dahringer

    Ken,
    A great story at so many levels. Thanks for sharing, and GO ADVANCE HORNETS (are they still called that?)

  • I’ve been taken to task for telling a fib all these years. I’ve said Mother couldn’t type.

    She let me know in no uncertain terms this morning that not only COULD she type, she took a typing test for a government job during World War II. When the telegram came offering her a job in Washington, my dad said, “You’ve got to make a choice. You can either take the job or we can get married.”

    “I didn’t really want to work, anyway,” she said.

    (I’m sure I have made some errors in the recounting of this (since I had sleep in my ears), and I am equally sure she’ll point them out to me.)

  • What a refreshing story! She is as fiesty as my father-in-law, your Uncle by marriage, Ray Seyer! He is full of all kinds of stories and loves to share them w/anyone who will listen. You must have gotten your camera savvy from your Mom, Ken.

  • Libby Koch

    Happy Birthday Mrs. Steinhoff…I can see from afar that you are truly a treasure to your family & your legacy of wit & humor thrives with you & yours…thanks Ken for sharing your parents with us, it brings back warmth of memories to those of us who are forever missing ours. She’s a grand lady & definitely deserves a season to celebrate her!!! Cheers for the “Mama Steinhoff Season” & May God Bless her with many more Seasons!

  • Mary Gayle Moore

    Ken,
    What a great story about your mother. You are truly blessed to still have her. I just wanted you to know how much I appreciate the time and effort that you put into this website. It is the one of the first things I look at in the mornings. THANKS AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

  • Happy Birthday, Mother Steinie!

    Hope the arm holds up!!

    When you coming down here again? I keep saying I’m coming up there to see your place, but always miss the timing when KS decides to go.

    Have a great Birthday Season – and wishing you many more.
    Jan

  • Joe Whitright-class of '45

    Happy birthday! Hope I’m doing that well at 89. I have 6 more years to go this Christmas.
    Joe

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